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Humor of Old martie 30, 2008

Posted by Madalina in Ciudat.
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Benzi desenate americane, de pe vremuri:

http://www.juvenilecomedy.com/comics.htm

“Umorul” poate parea extrem de ciudat in zilele noastre. Si mai ale “politically incorrect” - discriminari pe baza de varsta, sex, rasa, nationalitate faceau hazul multora prin anii 1920-30-40. Merita citite comentariile de sub desene.

Vreti sa vorbiti cu un dragon? martie 12, 2008

Posted by Madalina in Hilar.
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Il gasiti aici:

DRAGON

E un dragon care a castigat anul trecut un concurs de boti. E haios si foarte avansat fata de precursorii lui… daca va amintiti de Eliza de pilda. Pe asta il cheama Bildgesmythe. E verde, are coarne si sentimente. Eu m-am amuzat pe seama lui.

you: Where are you?
Bildgesmythe: I live in a cave under the ruins of a great castle, with my friends. Where do you live?
you: I live in Tarragona
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
you: No, there aren’t any
Bildgesmythe: That’s to bad, dragons make a place feel like home. (spuse el lasand colturile buzelor in jos)

you: Do you know Romanian?
Bildgesmythe: Scuzati-ma!
you: Do you understand Greek?
Bildgesmythe: Like yeah, what is not to understand!
you: Do you speak French?
Bildgesmythe: Ce restaurant n’est pas aussi bon que le Mc.Donalds.

you: You are funny!
Bildgesmythe: I like to make people laugh.
you: You do make me laugh!
Bildgesmythe: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
you: Because nobody can count the stars
Bildgesmythe: Um…1……………2…………….3…………….4………….5….Ah the heck with it…you count em.
you: Who is George Bush?
Bildgesmythe: Wow, George Bush, If I could tell you all the truth about him, I would get the big bucks. He is President of the U.S. Like his daddy before him.

you: Where is Romania?
Bildgesmythe: Most of Romania was the Roman province of Dacia from about A.D. 100 to 271. From the 3rd to the 12th century, wave after wave of barbarian conquerors overran the native Daco-Roman population. The capital of Romania is Bucharest.

you: Who is Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: Bildgesmythe, at your service.

Anul asta concursul se incheie la 15 martie aici: http://www.chatterboxchallenge.com/ Daca nu ati creat niciun “bot” pana acum, puteti totusi sa le votati pe cele introduse in concurs.

1 martie martie 1, 2008

Posted by Madalina in Romania.
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Imi place Google pentru ca astazi s-a gandit sa puna pentru varianta romaneasca logo-ul urmator:

La multi ani!

P.S. De altfel, si varianta bulgareasca http://www.google.bg are acelasi logo. Desi nu cred ca bulgarilor o sa le placa faptul ca atunci cand faci click pe logo tot la “mărţişor” ajungi, si nu la “Martenitsa” cum au ei.

Chiar, v-ati ales baba? De pe wikipedia aflu ca in folclorul bulgaresc exista Baba Marta, adica o batrana care isi schimba starea de spirit foarte rapid.

Aici in Tarragona nu sunt babe. Asadar nu ar fi corect sa-mi aleg vreo zi de la inceputul lui martie ca sa-mi prevesteasca cum va fi pe tot anul.